How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING