How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.