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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.