How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.