How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint