How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.