How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.