100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.