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100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

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What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.