100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce