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100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender