100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.