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100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.