What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Rib it...duh!

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Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.