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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!