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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger