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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.