Not getting hard.
Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...
Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
For the Watch.
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.