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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.