Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun