Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.