Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.