Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.