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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.