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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.