Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.