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Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.