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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.