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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?