Being 5 foot 6
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
Being black
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
It was a Thai.
Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.
Flip flips
A torn ACL
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
I personally can't stand 5K's
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
When they scream they make no sense
He wanted 2 hit singles
