5 Foot Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.