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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.