What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.