What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.