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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists