Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights