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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.