Wrist Jokes

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.