Because he was looking for Pooh!
Because it was his duty.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Vir-jeans
Denim denim denim!
Tulips on the organ.
UCLA.
Penicillin.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Depressed.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
The chicken crossed it.
For the crotch.
On crotches.
