Around the ankles and wrists
Terror wrists.
A razor.
Because he always uses a razor.
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
They both run in your jeans (genes)
Her ankles.
The chicken crossed it.
It's tiring.
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
Marry her.
A. He uses "windows".
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.