Wrist Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

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What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.