Around the ankles and wrists
Terror wrists.
Viola.
Violins
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Uniball.
A plain bagel!
Because he had no porpoise.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Cocaine Edit:spelling
Like a bowling ball.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Her ankles.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
