What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.