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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!