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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure