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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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Ones green and the other is black

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All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

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When his lips are shut.

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A crowd.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.