I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Because he had a bone to pick.
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
A numbskull