Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid