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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)