Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.