Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.