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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!