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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.