Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.