Because he plays with pooh.
A violator.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Ostrich-sized.
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
He was looking for Pooh.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
