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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What is the square route of an EMU?

A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!