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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank