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What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'