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What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?

Logarithms

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.