What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.