Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call an Argentinian victim of Grand Theft Auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Argentinian Jokes More Argentinian Jokes

What do you call an Argentinian victim of Grand Theft Auto?

Carlos

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.