Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call an Argentinian victim of Grand Theft Auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos