Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job?

A Brazillion!

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.