Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job?

A Brazillion!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.