Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call an Argentinian victim of Grand Theft Auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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What do you call an Argentinian victim of Grand Theft Auto?

Carlos

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand