Carlos Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call an Argentinian victim of Grand Theft Auto?

Carlos

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Nick Jokes More Nick Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B