How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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All three of them.

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You'll never be president, Jeb.

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It doesn't need cleaning.

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Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)