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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...