What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.