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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!