What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!