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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan