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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan