Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!