Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!