Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!