Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!