Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!