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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!