Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "