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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.