Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.