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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!