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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.