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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!