How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard