How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid