Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.