Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips