Because they can't stop saving their work.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
He couldnt Mufasa enough.
A pitchfork
He got AIIIIIDS.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
Forget about it.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips