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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Goalkeeper Jokes More Goalkeeper Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips