Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips