Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips