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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Goalkeeper Jokes More Goalkeeper Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips