What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance