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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.