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Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

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Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!