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Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

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What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.