Goalkeeper Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.