Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
By tying a knot on its tail.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Because he always uses a razor.
Hit the sack.
So you could hit the sack.
Kinder Surprise
Square root of 81
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
They egg them on!
Because she ran away from the ball.
The changing rooms!
They want to catch the last goal-post!
It became a daddy short legs!
Pandemonium breaks out.
