Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!