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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen