What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen