What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!