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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!