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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!