Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!