Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!