Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!