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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!