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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!