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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!