How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!