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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!