How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!