How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!