How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!