How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!