How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!