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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!