It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Tweet!
Tweets.
They were ravin' with Raven.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
I poop with both hands.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
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That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Now, I tweet them
My cat would be dead before I got 50
If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
TWEET!!!
