What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!