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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...