What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns