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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Chirpie Jokes More Chirpie Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.