What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!