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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.