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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.