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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!