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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.