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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "