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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

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Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!