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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer