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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.